Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
9/30 1:00 ET New England -4 At Buffalo
Belicheck wasn’t wearing his trademark cutoff hoody last game. He won’t make that mistake again.
9/30 1:00 ET At Detroit -5 Minnesota
After last week’s loss to Tennessee, Detroit has earned the superlative “Flakiest NFL Team.”
9/30 1:00 ET At Atlanta -7 Carolina
Are the Panthers in North or South Carolina? This is a question that Matt Ryan will ponder the entire game.
9/30 1:00 ET San Francisco -4 At NY Jets
Really the deciding factor game is which quarterback is going to underachieve more..?
9/30 1:00 ET At Kansas City -1 San Diego
Games like this defy logic, so I’m picking KC because their head coach weighs more.
9/30 1:00 ET At Houston -12 Tennessee
Remember when the Titans were the Houston Oilers? Guess they really were running out ideas for mascots.
9/30 1:00 ET Seattle -2.5 At St. Louis
Is Pete Carroll a better coach than Jeff Fischer? No. But he does have a more talented team.
9/30 4:05 ET At Arizona -6.5 Miami
So does Arizona’s offense feel like us fans? Cheer for their team’s defense, realize they don’t have any control over the game, get up every once in a while to go
three-and-out to the bathroom.
9/30 4:05 ET At Denver -6.5 Oakland
Bronco’s win because Peyton only throws two interceptions in the first quarter.
9/30 4:05 ET Cincinnati -2.5 At Jacksonville
Maurice Jones-Drew refused to partake in “Hug a Ginger” day last year. Andy Dalton hasn’t forgotten.
9/30 4:25 ET At Green Bay -7.5 New Orleans
The Saints hit rock bottom last week losing to the Chiefs; they go to the House of Cheese looking to regain some of their dignity.
9/30 4:25 ET At Tampa Bay -3 Washington
If the Skins don’t win this one, the President will evacuate to Mount Weather and Washington will prepare for Armageddon.
9/30 8:30 ET At Philadelphia -1.5 NY Giants
Eli Manning likes a band named Technopop Slashfest. That’s all I got.
10/1 8:35 ET At Dallas -3.5 Chicago
If the game goes into overtime, will Dez Bryant have to sit out because of his midnight curfew..?